Human flesh ALL DAY!โ€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™„

โ€œDONE DEAL!โ€ a poem a.k.a.: โ€œCome, Labor On1โ€ณ Sunday: 06/03/2018

Itโ€™s โ€œBASEBALL SEASON,โ€ and The PITCHER (pause)

Plant is ALIVE-In-THE-FLY-FREE-ZONE!*

There will be NO FLIES, in this-here place; Our stadium is our own!

ONLY will we – truly allow, a Ground Ball or HOME RUN,

FLY FREE ZONES, like Twilight Zones, can be a lot of fun!

Little known by Daniel** and other strategists,

The flies and plants might just conspire, in sym-biotic-trysts!

As I lay there, sleeping,

At-The-Coffee-Shop,

Two voices did I overhear,

With โ€œcon-

Spiratorial-Pop!โ€

It was between some flies and pitchers, and I am just a โ€œgrock!โ€

[I give this as a secret – please secure โ€œthe lock!โ€]

A fly said: โ€œPitchie-let-us-deal! Weโ€™ll bring you lots of fluids,

From these coffee drinkers, the pretty gals and Druids,

IF you-donโ€™t-eat-us, Honeys,

Or choke us all to death!โ€

The plants said: โ€œYES, Dear Fly Friends, human-juice-is-just-like-โ€meth,โ€

To us; weโ€™d love to suck on hu-man,

Human flesh ALL DAY!โ€

SO, now, the flies and plants (pause)

Are FRIENDLY IN THE FRAY!

{Please, my friends, keep Da-ni-el,

From this secret knowledge –

For, I donโ€™t want to โ€œblow his mind;โ€

I never went to college!} ๐Ÿ™‚

fin. โค

* – Plaine Coffee Shop, in Alpine, Texas, now comes equipped with Pitcher Plants, plants designed to capture flies, ants. etc. Yummy! ๐Ÿ™‚

** – The illustrious owner of Plaine [anagram of ALPINE] Coffee Shop AND Farma [anagram of MARFA] Coffee Shop, in Alpine and Marfa, of course!

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