EVERYONE-DESERVES-TO-BE-HAPPY;😁😁

“FINDING GOD’S EAR!” a poem. a.k.a.: “Slippery When Wet!” May 16, 2018 WEDNESDAY.

I searched for GOD’s EAR, For many a year, (and)

EVERYONE-DESERVES-TO-BE-HAPPY;

When you’re floating, Up Here, Of all heights, you’ve no fear!

AND-WE-ALSO-DESERVE-TO-FEEL-CRAPPY!

Is God’s ear in your nose? (pause)

Or jammed up my hose?

I NEVER SUPPOSE, (that) God’s ear’s ‘tween you toes!!

I searched high and low, by your side, don’t cha know,

I looked ‘tween your breasts, and I almost confessed:

I-FOUND-GOD’S-EYE-(I)-IN-THERE – (S)HE HAD QUITE A STARE!

But, still, where’s her (his) ear?

SO I SHED A BIG TEAR,

And decided-to-go-south,

Far-away from your mouth:

And I put MY mouth low,

WAY DOWN “BELOW!”*

It was wet, warm and rich,

And it pulsed, like a ditch,

Then I said: “I LOVE YOU,”

Suddenly,

There was goo,

That-came out!-It was fragrant, (and)

I-FELT-LIKE-A-”VAGRANT,” –

But, a little-voice-did-say:

“MY EAR’S HEAR!” (pause)

“HOORAY! I’ve-found-YOU-or-your-Ear, And I’ll whisper real clear,

That I LOVE YOU GOD DEAR!”

Now, there’s nothing to fear,

For I’ll

KISS,

LICK Your Center,

And I’ll “squat” here, Your Renter!

I’ll-be-here, EVERMORE!

With your ear, I can “score!”

🙂 – “The score is always: LOVE-LOVE!” The Mystic Poet

fin. ❤ * – It could be in Tasmania, DOWN UNDER, don’t U know!?

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