โ€œRHYME OR REASON!๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŒผ

โ€œRHYME OR REASON!โ€ a poem. a.k.a.: โ€œIFโ€ Wednesday: May 9, 2018

If-there-was-a-God-Iโ€™m-sure-Heโ€™d-come-here-for-an-interesting-experience,

And-Sheโ€™d-take-a-bunch-of-glorious-forms, each-one, a-different-appear-iance!

Some of these forms would be naked on the beach, & some in desert sand!

And – SKID ROW, Iโ€™M SURE HEโ€™D REACH; on battle fields, Sheโ€™d stand,

And raise terrible weapons and fire away,

And mourn, with passion, the-very-next-day,

And IF โ€œGodโ€ WAS (pause) Heโ€™d sometimes marry-or-divorce-

And-perhaps-be-gay;

Sheโ€™d party hearty – and shout and clap and stray!

And-Godโ€™d-grow old and sometimes give birth-to-a-New-Creation,

And work really hard, Or – not-at-all, Always-waiting-vacation!

And โ€œGodโ€ would laugh and cry and sing,

And-become-a-drunk – And-to-A.A.-would-bring:

REFRESHMENTS! like some tea and chips,

And โ€œGodโ€ would shake some sexy hips!!

To drive men wild-and-the-Wild-God-Man,

Might be a guru – and fake a plan,

To make โ€œGodโ€ think – thereโ€™s-some-rhyme-or-reason,

In THIS, Or-a-sundry, Sorta-Interesting Season! ๐Ÿ™‚

fin. <3

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โ€œTry these two, for a week;โ€๐ŸŒผ

โ€œSIMPLE GIFTS!โ€ a poem. Wednesday: May 9, 2018.

Iโ€™ve two important substances, offered here for you;

Perhaps they are โ€œessential:โ€ consider-please-these-two:

Theyโ€™re fairly easy to obtain and overlooked quite often,

As very-important-or-essential, but – I think that they might soften,

Body tissues, membranes too,

And might just lift your spirits โ€œblue!โ€

IF – more folks would try them – REGULARLY each day,

I think, my Friends, we might just find, weโ€™ll throw most pills away,

And improve sleep, with-more-energy-and-a-calmer-disposition!

โ€œTry these two, for a week;โ€ you-might-notice-a-transition!

So,

COCONUT OIL

And WATER:

These are the ones Iโ€™ll mention,

To help my Friends and Neighbors, in this fine dimension.

Several cups of water, Taken every day,

3 or 4, at least – Might help you on your way!

Bottledโ€™s good or from machines, and even tap, I say,

And-the-oil?

Neednโ€™t-be-organic!

Lou-Ana is OK.

Drink and bathe in water, with the oil for your โ€œtum,โ€

Or – eat it from the jar or rinse, or rub it on your โ€œbum!โ€

Water-can-help your blood pressure! And complexion – most-everything,

BUT! You-gotta-drink-it – FOR BENEFITS TO BRING!

Coconut oil? on your face – and-to-soften-hands-and-feet,

And, of course, for cooking – or just plain straight, to eat,

Or rinse your mouth or polish wood; this stuff you just canโ€™t beat;

The โ€œIsland Folkโ€ knew all these things!

COCONUTS ARE NEAT!

THE THING IS: YOU GOTTA USE THEM! LIKE EXERCISING 2:

THE BEST FORM, YOU CAN PERFORM, IS THE KIND YOUโ€™LL

(Actually) DO!

So, arm yourself! (pause)

With-a-glass-and-a-handy-silver-spoon,

For your water and your coco-oil:

TRY THEM REAL SOON!*

fin. <3

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