“MEN-TLE HEALTH MONTH!🙊🙈🙉

“MEN-TLE HEALTH MONTH!” a poem. a.k.a.: “God’s Opened THE DOOR And Let All The Idiots Out!”*

EVERYTHING’S “ORDERED!” YET, EVERYTHING’S N O T!

Predestination? Just get off that pot,

But, WAIT!-The-Sky’s-blue, SO –

Now, Sit back down –

Or it’s black or it’s green or it’s gold, like a crown!

There’s lots of free will, just spinning around,

Yet, we-move all in turn – and must stick to the ground!

SO, TRY R E A L L Y H A R D IF YOU WANT THE JOB DONE,

RIGHT!-YET-YOUR-EFFORTS-ARE-FU-FU-FU –

FUN!

Science-is-so-ordered: ELECTRONS DON’T PULL:

YET, QUANTUM MECHANICS SUGGESTS IT’S ALL BULL!

“God doesn’t play dice,” said The Large Brain-ED Man;

But, Albert – your theories don’t work in Japan –

GOD’S-WILL-BE-DONE, versus GLADYS McGHEE,

WHO WON’T LET NO ONE TAKE THE BABE ON HER KNEE!

‘Cause REALITY’s malleable;

And, yet, it’s-fixed-tight –

ONE PERSON’S WRONG IS ANOTHER ONE’S RIGHT!

SO, LIFT UP YOUR MUGS AND RELAX YOUR TIGHT A – – ; NO-GOD’S GETTING-READY, TO GIVE YOU NO SASS! [Oh-yes (pause) Yes, SHE-is! I’M CERTAIN OF THIS!]

UNTIL AL ALZHEIMERS (pause) GIVES ME A KISS!!

So, open your windows and unlatch your doors; the idiots are out, and we’ll serve them all SMORES! 🙂

fin. ❤

Postscript: The gurus of India, have-a-corner-on-this-scene! UNTIL BIG S.C.U.D. MISSILES, KNOCK-THEM ON THEIR “BEAN!”

* – “Yes, I’m going through that door, following God BECAUSE I LOVE HER!” The Mystic Poet. “HE WHO LAUGHS, LASTS!” Anon. “Drink more water, for God’s sake!” Anon.

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