“THE PERFECT UNION” 04/23/2018 Monday.
I’ll have to unite the masses!
No more drunks or skunks or lower classes!
Once these poems get known,
I’m sure that-Ellen DeGeneres will be on the phone,
Pleading, pleading with me:
“So, come, come-on-my show!”
And Steve Harvey too – big, black comedian,
Talk Show, kinda-new, y-know!
I’ll bring ‘em together: A-lovely-gal-and-a-big-black-guy;
I’ll help ‘em see, help ’em see,
I might get ‘em both in a movie,
Well, anyway, I gave up being a member of The Alan Watts groups,
On Facebook, all over – ‘cause-o’-the-”hoops!”
LIKE: “Why you wanna join? Let’s ask it again:
I don’t wanna be labeled; I’ll “take it” on the fin!!
‘Cause I’m a slippery fish; No labels for me –
Alan Watts, Uncle Alan, he would agree,
IF he knew all the folks who put on their resume:
“I’M IN THE ALAN WATTS’ CLUB!” He’d-turn-in-his-gra(v)e.
I think he’d say: “J, LET’S START A CLUB
OF ANTI-LABELS – AND-WE’LL DRINK AT THE PUB,
UNTIL WE PASS OUT, saying: “I’m-a-label-less-guy!”
Well-”Alan”-did-pass-out, and I saw in “his” eye,”
THE LOOK OF LOVE, which was pretty – gay!
So, I peeled off “his” mask
And ELLEN (D.!) did say:
“How did you know it was me under there?
“‘Cause I am STEVE HARVEY,” I laughed, with a stare,
And I peeled off MY mask, and we kissed long and hard,
“Me, Steve; You, Ellen! You make me so hard!” 🙂