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“THE PERFECT UNION”💍💎

“THE PERFECT UNION” 04/23/2018 Monday.

I’ll have to unite the masses!

No more drunks or skunks or lower classes!

Once these poems get known,

I’m sure that-Ellen DeGeneres will be on the phone,

Pleading, pleading with me:

“So, come, come-on-my show!”

And Steve Harvey too – big, black comedian,

Talk Show, kinda-new, y-know!

I’ll bring ‘em together: A-lovely-gal-and-a-big-black-guy;

I’ll help ‘em see, help ’em see,

Eye-to-Eye!

I might get ‘em both in a movie,

called-”Casa-Blanca-Negro, Wouldn’t-that-be-groovy?

Well, anyway, I gave up being a member of The Alan Watts groups,

On Facebook, all over – ‘cause-o’-the-”hoops!”

LIKE: “Why you wanna join? Let’s ask it again:

I don’t wanna be labeled; I’ll “take it” on the fin!!

‘Cause I’m a slippery fish; No labels for me –

Alan Watts, Uncle Alan, he would agree,

IF he knew all the folks who put on their resume:

“I’M IN THE ALAN WATTS’ CLUB!” He’d-turn-in-his-gra(v)e.

I think he’d say: “J, LET’S START A CLUB

OF ANTI-LABELS – AND-WE’LL DRINK AT THE PUB,

UNTIL WE PASS OUT, saying: “I’m-a-label-less-guy!”

Well-”Alan”-did-pass-out, and I saw in “his” eye,”

THE LOOK OF LOVE, which was pretty – gay!

So, I peeled off “his” mask

And ELLEN (D.!) did say:

“How did you know it was me under there?

“‘Cause I am STEVE HARVEY,” I laughed, with a stare,

And I peeled off MY mask, and we kissed long and hard,

“Me, Steve; You, Ellen! You make me so hard!” 🙂

fin. <3

“FREE AT LAST from MY DRUNKEN PAST!!” 

“FREE AT LAST from MY DRUNKEN PAST!!”

a poem. MOON-day, 4 real!! on April 24, 2018 …

BECAUSE OF THE INFLUX OF LETTERS,

About the now famous I’M A DRUNK poem*,

We’re offering THIS (pause)

And-a-complimentary-invisible-plastic-comb!

ONE FELLOW STATES:

“I’m NOT a-drunk NO MORE,

I’m The-One-Previously-Known-As-Drunk,

AND!

I’m-not-at-WAR,

No more with A. A. steps and things,

SUCH FREEDOM, THIS NEW LIFE BRINGS!!

So, I ain’t a drunk – or – YES, I AM!

BUT!

I’m ALSO an IKMUL** person, M’am!”

[Previously-Known-As-Drunk] got himself a logo,

IN THE SHAPE OF A SKUNK, WITH “THE BIRDIE” TOE!!

“Givin’ The Bird” to people who label,

Folks like him – either Cain or Abel!

SO – MANY LETTERS ARE SAYING: “I’M FREE,”

FROM THE SAD STIGMA – OF DRUNKY ME-ME!

They’re (we’re) laughing and singing, under The Moon,

Dancing right naked, and

Women!? They swoon,

When they meet us ICHMLs,

Us DRUNKS and Us GUYS,

Who will-not take no labels,

BUT WINGS!

And-we-flies,

With our feminine sides and our drunk, sober ways,

BY GOLLY OL’ BACCHUS – NOW THESE ARE “THE DAYS!!”

fin. <3

“Let’s all go to MIDLAND!”

    • see the poem entitled: “LABELS KEEP ME SOBER!” 🙂

** – or: I C H M L = I C an H old M y L iquor! 🙂