FUNNY GIRL🙄

“TOOTHPICK GIRL!” April 19, 2018: THOR’s Day.

Aren’t-we-all-SPLINTERED TOOTHPICKS,

Damaged and broke?

BUT!

This (here) splintered toothpick,

Has got you a joke:

“What’s red and green and goes ‘round and ‘round?”

A: A-frog-in-a-blender, not makin’ much sound! 😦

I-love-you-(all)-damaged-toothpick(s),

For – you can clean my teeth –

And spread-a, just a little,

Pretty, golden leaf!

And when I did decide (pause)

To suck on you, my Dear –

Your taste? Well, it was CINNAMON, (Oo-oo)

Just thought that you should hear!*

AND ALL THINGS, THEY ARE US-E-FUL,

ES-PEC-I-ALLY YOU!

You’re pretty and you’re funny,

And you haven’t got a clue!

fin. ❤

“I got a fever for a toothpick!” The Mystic Poet.

    • Although toothpicks don’t have ears, I guess! 🙂

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