“FIND A PAL!” 🙂 April 17, 2018 (Two? or Threesday – you + me + THE other!? = TROUBLE!)
“YOU be in THE MIDDLE, and I’ll be OVER HERE! YOU stay in The Middle, ‘cause I don’t really care! IF you’re in the middle, I can watch you squirm, And try to figure out how to wiggle, like a worm, AND SUPPORT ‘MY POSITION,’ against-The-Other-over-there!! YOU! BE IN THE MIDDLE, AND YOU! MESS UP YOUR HAIR!”
“Your Mom’s possessive-and-treats-you,
Kind of like a child –
I, However, AM a WOMAN! – So, YOU-deal-with-her! GET WILD!
And tell her: ‘Mama, don’t you baby ME!’ Say: ‘NOW, I AM MARRIED AND THERE IS ONLY W E !’ And “I” don’t like your mother’s ‘motherly-point-of-view!’ CHANGE HER, BY GOLLY – THAT’S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO!!
TALK TO HER, WALK WITH HER, MAKE HER SEE ‘MY LIGHT,’
And then you’ll be MY MAN, my soldier-shining-bright!
And – YOUR RELIGION??-(I)-don’t-like-it! Stay in THE MIDDLE,
and Balance, Balance, Balance-With-ME,
Balance just a little!! 🙂
BE INCLUSIVE AND COMPROMISING –
GO ON! FIGURE-IT-OUT!! 😦
Grab something NEW and WONDERFUL,
TO N O T BE IN THE MIDDLE –
‘Tis-a-relief, I’m telling you, AND HERE, FRIENDS, IS A RIDDLE:
Why, sometimes, does-a-fellow choose to have a wife, WHO SEEMS TO BE OPPOSED TO REALLY MOST THINGS IN HIS LIFE?
A: (?) I think the answer’s obvious, because a sexy gal, IS sometimes so high maintenance, she can not be your pal! 🙂
BEING IN THE MIDDLE!? THE IM-POSS-I-BLE TASK! SO, IF YOU WANT A HELPMATE, ONE WITH WHOM YOU’LL LAST: GET-ONE-TO-COME-AND-BE,
IN-THE-MIDDLE WITH YOU!
AND, THEN, THERE IS NO MIDDLE – NOW T H A T IS SOMETHING NEW!