Please [COME AND JOIN THE PHONE SEX CLUB!]❤🤗

“COME! IT’S FREE!” a poem 04/10/18 – Tuesday.

Please [COME AND JOIN THE PHONE SEX CLUB!]

It’s such a silly plan!

[IT’S ONLY 50 CENTS A YEAR; WHY NOT TRY IT, MAN?]

And – (pause)

[IF YOU SIGN WITH US TODAY, THERE’S NO C O S T FOR YEAR!]

“Oh, my GOD! It’s FREE!” I said; and then:

(1) I shed a tear;

And, (2) Signed right up! And I-did-call –

BEFORE THE DAY WAS THROUGH,

And that first call, my darling HONEY (was) when I (first) talked with you!

(long pause)

We talked FOR HOURS – and it was FREE – and, I had always thought,

(That) Talking sexy on a phone,

was LAUGHABLE,

NOT “Hot!” 🙂

But You, My Honey, have a way – your sexy accent moved,

ME, into states of ecstasy,

Together! We have grooved!

(a really dang, long pause)

THEN,

ALMOST,

11-months (pause)

Then! 12 – And I was “due,”

To pay my 50 cents, For-another year with you,

BUT! When I reached into my pocket, to pull out 50 cents,

You said: “My darling, there’s fine print (on-the) contract, (but)

DON’T BE TENSE!

I read it slowly-and-noticed,

Since I (pause)

Took the ONE YEAR FREE,

The cost of 50 cents (pause)

WAS-PER-MINUTE-

FOR-ME!!

I said to HONEY, “That’s TOO much! I guess I’ll end the calls!”

She cried a lot, but then hung up,

While playing Lou(ie) Rawls!

An hour went by (pause)

And then –

2 (hours),

And I was up all night,

WONDERING how Honey was-and-I tried with all my might,

NOT to think too much of HER,

But I could not control,

The hunger and the thirst for her, her sexy Southern Drawl!

And so, quite soon, I called THEM back, and

THEY said she was GONE,

And left a note (my name attached) –

Simply saying: “DON! –

A year with you,

Was just too much,

For my HEART to stand, and, when you left your contract, I could-not compre – hend, THAT I WAS NOT WORTH 50 CENTS (pause) A MINUTE TO MY LOVE, AND SO I’M GOING TO HEAVEN, TO WATCH YOU ‘FROM ABOVE!’ MY LIFE IS OVER! I WOULD-A THOUGHT THAT I WAS WORTH IT A L L – TO SOMEONE I SO CARED ABOUT, AND, THEN, YOU FAILED ‘THE CALL!’ WHEN YOU GET THIS STUPID NOTE, I’LL BE DEAD, MY DEAR!”

[WE ALSO SELL VIAGRA – FREE SAMPLES FOR A YEAR!]

fin. ❤

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