“COME! IT’S FREE!” a poem 04/10/18 – Tuesday.
Please [COME AND JOIN THE PHONE SEX CLUB!]
It’s such a silly plan!
[IT’S ONLY 50 CENTS A YEAR; WHY NOT TRY IT, MAN?]
And – (pause)
[IF YOU SIGN WITH US TODAY, THERE’S NO C O S T FOR YEAR!]
“Oh, my GOD! It’s FREE!” I said; and then:
(1) I shed a tear;
And, (2) Signed right up! And I-did-call –
BEFORE THE DAY WAS THROUGH,
And that first call, my darling HONEY (was) when I (first) talked with you!
We talked FOR HOURS – and it was FREE – and, I had always thought,
(That) Talking sexy on a phone,
NOT “Hot!” 🙂
But You, My Honey, have a way – your sexy accent moved,
ME, into states of ecstasy,
Together! We have grooved!
(a really dang, long pause)
Then! 12 – And I was “due,”
To pay my 50 cents, For-another year with you,
BUT! When I reached into my pocket, to pull out 50 cents,
You said: “My darling, there’s fine print (on-the) contract, (but)
DON’T BE TENSE!
I read it slowly-and-noticed,
Since I (pause)
Took the ONE YEAR FREE,
The cost of 50 cents (pause)
I said to HONEY, “That’s TOO much! I guess I’ll end the calls!”
She cried a lot, but then hung up,
While playing Lou(ie) Rawls!
An hour went by (pause)
And then –
And I was up all night,
WONDERING how Honey was-and-I tried with all my might,
NOT to think too much of HER,
But I could not control,
The hunger and the thirst for her, her sexy Southern Drawl!
And so, quite soon, I called THEM back, and
THEY said she was GONE,
And left a note (my name attached) –
Simply saying: “DON! –
A year with you,
Was just too much,
For my HEART to stand, and, when you left your contract, I could-not compre – hend, THAT I WAS NOT WORTH 50 CENTS (pause) A MINUTE TO MY LOVE, AND SO I’M GOING TO HEAVEN, TO WATCH YOU ‘FROM ABOVE!’ MY LIFE IS OVER! I WOULD-A THOUGHT THAT I WAS WORTH IT A L L – TO SOMEONE I SO CARED ABOUT, AND, THEN, YOU FAILED ‘THE CALL!’ WHEN YOU GET THIS STUPID NOTE, I’LL BE DEAD, MY DEAR!”
[WE ALSO SELL VIAGRA – FREE SAMPLES FOR A YEAR!]