FOLSOM PRISON BLUES!🤔🤔

“TRAPPED INSIDE A CLOSET!” a poem, dedicated to my cousin! April 6, 2018 Friday. sung to the tune of FOLSOM PRISON BLUES!
I see The Gays a-coming; they’re comin’ out for me,
But I-am just-so-filled-with blatant hetero-sex-ua-lity;
I AM a sexy magnet, and maybe-I-should-say: “Bi, Bi!”*
O-oo-oo -but-when I try the “Binary-system,”
Then I SEE YOUR THIGH! 🙂
When I was just a young (pick one) boy, stud, trick, kid – let’s go with STUD 🙂 ,
My MAMA told me: “ Son! Stay inside that closet – until – the settin’ sun –
So, I didn’t-come-out-o-the-closet,
UNTIL HALF PAST NINE!
and NOW I THINK THE BLOODY CLOSET –
IS SO-O-O-O DIVINE!
(Musical Interlude!)
So, I’m-stuck-inside this closet,
It’s purty tight right now,
And in this sexy closet,
I THINK THERE ARE SOME COW,
‘Cause, although-it-might-be-dark,
I CAN SMELL – SWEET – MILK,
And-moistened-skin-upon-me –
GIRL’S THIGHS-ARE-(LIKE)-SILK!
(More, more – please, more – more MUSICAL INTERLUDE!)
Like-I-say-IT’S MIGHTY DARK,
But-I-get-my- ( n o s e ) stroked lots,
And every now and then I must admit –
I GET “THE HOTS,”
‘Cause I Am a sexy magnet!
IT SIMPLY M U S T BE TRUE!
But-anyway-I-am-NOT-lonesome,**
I’LL BLOW MY BLUES FOR YOU! 🙂
fin. ❤
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw7LVKWEo4o
* – Sexuality, that is – country livin’ – movie stars -Y’all come! Hear?
** – like a DOVE!!

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TEXAN COWBOY

About DAZZLED💙

Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)