Pinocchio! It means: “NO WORRY!”😂😁

“WOODEN YOU {LOVE TO BE LIKE ME}?” a.k.a.: “This, My Wooden Symphony!” Saturday: March 31! Easter tomorrow. WOULDN’T YOU love to roll that stone away early? 🙂

Being REAL – is overrated!

Relax, old bean – Why-have-you hated,

Being WOODEN, all the while?

On your sad face – PUT A SMILE!

Pinocchio! It means: “NO WORRY!”

You’re just a puppet; you needn’t hurry!

What’s this talk? To-be-a-REAL-BOY?

WHAT ABOUT YOUR WOODEN JOY?

The Advantages:

MORNING WOOD!

Girls love it, (and) no one could,

Last in bed, like you do, guy,

IT MAKES ALL OTHERS WANNA CRY! THE FELLOWS?! ‘CAUSE THEY CAN NOT LAST! THE GIRLS SIMPLY HAVE A BLAST!

Your need not eat, but, if you do, you do NOT have to pee or poo,

You don’t get sick – or need to sneeze,

Snake bites? HA! and stings? from bees? [ha 2]

You-are quite nearly bullet proof,

And you can jump from any roof!

You don’t get old –

With-replaceable-parts!*

You never need have broken hearts!

Medical staffs just look at you,

And scratch their heads, with nothing to do!

You don’t get cold – or hot in summer,

And – BACK TO SEX – (You’re) NE’ER-AN-EARLY-COMER!

So, SMILE, BOARD BOY AND SING A SONG;

IT’S GREAT TO B E WOODEN –

AND YOU’RE SO LONG! 🙂

fin. ❤

    • Variety is the spice of life!! 🙂

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Our Dancing Children😅😁

“JESUS IN HELL: DAY 2!” 03/31/2018 SAT – Tat – Ohm! Day!

Jesus! In Hell! The 2nd Day!

The Minions shout: “Hip-hip-hooray!

WE LOOOOOOVE THIS GUY; HE’S MADE R E A L CHANGE!

No more pay toilets – and-he’s-healed-the-mange;

Juke boxes, playing our favorite songs,

And Dancing Girls, And lots of bongs!

And DRINKS-ON-THE-HOUSE, And CROWNS! Do we wear,

And we all dance, Like-the dancing bear,

And we’re DANCING, BARE,

In-scrumptious-moonlight;

Satan’s locked His door; Trembling with fright!

Jesus, Jesus, you are so RAD!

The best, darn host we ever had!

Please! J-Boy – PLEASE NEVER GO,

We LOVE you, Jesus, don’t-cha know!

THIS WAS HELL – NOW – LOVE AND LIGHT,

DANG IT Y’ALL – IT’S OUTTA SIGHT! 🙂

fin. ❤

IT IS SO EASY – (to) BE A CAT! 🤗

“A CAT’S PRAYER ON THE DAY BEFORE EASTER!” 03/31/2018: SAT-R-Day.

IF-you-close-your-eyes-and gently PURR – ay:

“God’s Will be done in me today!”

Then, OPEN – LOOK – INSPECT the scene,

THIS IS IT! GOD’S WILL – YOU’RE SEEIN’!

Your prayers are answered, just like that!

IT IS SO EASY – (to) BE A CAT!

Stretch and yawn and grab a snack,

LICK YOURSELF – and arch your back,

Take a CAT NAP; catch a bird,

Let it go – Be absurd!

IF someone yells: “You mangy cur,”*

Just rub their leg and say a purr!!** 🙂

fin. ❤

* – Hey, cats can be curs too – it would be politically incorrect otherwise, wouldn’t it, President Trump? 🙂

** – AIR! ❤

“The soul of man is infinite in what it covets📿📿

How long before you can see the world and its people of power have you in and under a spell that blinds you to truth and allow you to live in a way that has not true relationship with the love of God. Even some of the great evangelists talked of Jesus but ignored the Holy Spirit who through Jesus is Gods power on Earth. The world is sick and the powers to be on earth work for organized powers that appear helpful but the top of them are evil and are not of the trinity God. That is why the earth has so much suffering and a lot more to come.
This is why I am guided by the Holy Spirit through Jesus to ask you to develop a personal relationship with our beautiful trinity God of love. Seek and be the truth of your creation which is love between you and your personal connection to God and others in the world before the day comes when all that have a personal connection with God will be removed into higher dimension known as Heaven. Let your Higher Self be at one with the Holy Spirit and remove yourself from groups that lead you astray, be they leaders of religion or political. most of which are connected to world Government in the not to distant future. They have sickened the world as it is to keep all weak and drunk to there power. You are all being called, what you choose to believe will be your future. Trinity God of love or the powers of the world. Blessings. I write the above with a heart of love for each of you, be wise, take your power back and by so doing prepare for the love that will come your way.

“The soul of man is infinite📿 in what it covets.”📿

Unknown AUTHOR🌹

“You are the Rose of me,
In you have I lost myself utterly,
Your fragrance, as a breath from Paradise,
About me ever lies;
I crush you to my heart with subtlest ecstasy
And on your lips I live, and in your passionate eyes
You are the Dream of me,
My visions many-footed flit and flee
Beneath the jewelled arches of Life’s grace
But through lone nights and days,
One form I follow, and mine eyes but see
The dear delightful wonder of your love-lit face
You are the Greatness of me,
My thoughts are Beauty shaped exquisitely
To the rare pattern of your loveliness
Exceeding all excess:
And the strange magic of this mystery,
Steals weight from burdened hours, and woe from weariness”

“CUDDLE TIME – IS ANY TIME -🙄🙃

“CUDDLE TIME – IS ANY TIME – SPECIAL TIME – WITH YOU!” 🙂 April 1st – No foolin’ ❤

It is the weekend, many things (there are) to do and see,

Bars and cars and gem shows, (pause)

Showing jewelry,

Shopping, “hopping,” “bopping,” “flopping”

Or “taking-in”-a-play,

And what’s to do – to do – to do – to do for Master J?

What-a is,

His fondest choice,

For Weekend Revelry?

Pick-a Pick,

Just pick and choose,

And where shall J Jay be?

He’s on his bed,

By 7:00,

Nervous and alone,

Wishing for-a just ONE THING,

He’s waiting at his phone!

Just wants to hear HER loving voice, the girl of his dreams,

To kiss and coo so tenderly,

For HER, his Love Light streams!

fin. ❤

Remember – to use – the loo!😛😜😝

“HOT TUB SURPRISE(S)!” April 1st 2018 – April Fools’ Day / Easter Day / El Cosmico, the “fab” placed to be in Marfa, Texas, does have an hot tub behind “the store!” What is in “store” for you, if you go there? It could be – a surprise – let’s try to insure that it is a “pleasant” surprise, shall we? Yay! 🙂

{sung to the tune of : “Life is a CABARET, old Chum!”}

Are there surprises? For you – in the tub?

Hot tub surprise(s), I say:

Jump in the tub with April or June,

But – watch for the tub – with MAY!

‘Cause-there-may be surprises,

Awaiting you there!

Something someone did lay!

OR – sometimes it’s not so clear to see,

So! Watch for the tub – in MAY!

Come taste the wine!

Come taste the beer!

Come hear the ka -a – araoke singin’ –

Singin’

You might shed a tea-ear!

But!

Watch if you’re tastin’ the beer

Or the wine – in the hot tub for you-oo,

Might-wish to avoid surprises there!

Remember – to use – the loo!

I used to go into the tub unworried,

I liked to watch the girlies there unhurried,

I tell you, I could stay there by the hour,

And lose myself in-every pretty flower!

But, one day, I was bathing by my lonesome,

And, suddenly, an odor – it ’twas loathsome!

It was like something I had never seen,

I figured: “Here’s-a deposit – from a Queen!”

My days of “worry free” had gone away,

I-was unable NOW to force myself to stay!

“What good is sitting all alone in the tub?”

When-the water’s dark and gray!

I like my hot tubs sweet and mild,

Then I can shout: “Hooray!”

So I write here,

To all of you,

To ask you please, when booze is losin’ too-oo,

Just jump out and use the loo-oo –

Start by admittin’ – from hot tub to loo,

It isn’t that far aw-way!

It’s only a moment – to clear your bum,

(It’s really quite easy – to clear your bum)

And – I love a clean tub, hey! 🙂

fin. ❤