Pinocchio! It means: β€œNO WORRY!β€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

β€œWOODEN YOU {LOVE TO BE LIKE ME}?” a.k.a.: β€œThis, My Wooden Symphony!” Saturday: March 31! Easter tomorrow. WOULDN’T YOU love to roll that stone away early? πŸ™‚

Being REAL – is overrated!

Relax, old bean – Why-have-you hated,

Being WOODEN, all the while?

On your sad face – PUT A SMILE!

Pinocchio! It means: β€œNO WORRY!”

You’re just a puppet; you needn’t hurry!

What’s this talk? To-be-a-REAL-BOY?

WHAT ABOUT YOUR WOODEN JOY?

The Advantages:

MORNING WOOD!

Girls love it, (and) no one could,

Last in bed, like you do, guy,

IT MAKES ALL OTHERS WANNA CRY! THE FELLOWS?! β€˜CAUSE THEY CAN NOT LAST! THE GIRLS SIMPLY HAVE A BLAST!

Your need not eat, but, if you do, you do NOT have to pee or poo,

You don’t get sick – or need to sneeze,

Snake bites? HA! and stings? from bees? [ha 2]

You-are quite nearly bullet proof,

And you can jump from any roof!

You don’t get old –

With-replaceable-parts!*

You never need have broken hearts!

Medical staffs just look at you,

And scratch their heads, with nothing to do!

You don’t get cold – or hot in summer,

And – BACK TO SEX – (You’re) NE’ER-AN-EARLY-COMER!

So, SMILE, BOARD BOY AND SING A SONG;

IT’S GREAT TO B E WOODEN –

AND YOU’RE SO LONG! πŸ™‚

fin. <3

    • Variety is the spice of life!! πŸ™‚

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Our Dancing ChildrenπŸ˜…πŸ˜

β€œJESUS IN HELL: DAY 2!” 03/31/2018 SAT – Tat – Ohm! Day!

Jesus! In Hell! The 2nd Day!

The Minions shout: β€œHip-hip-hooray!

WE LOOOOOOVE THIS GUY; HE’S MADE R E A L CHANGE!

No more pay toilets – and-he’s-healed-the-mange;

Juke boxes, playing our favorite songs,

And Dancing Girls, And lots of bongs!

And DRINKS-ON-THE-HOUSE, And CROWNS! Do we wear,

And we all dance, Like-the dancing bear,

And we’re DANCING, BARE,

In-scrumptious-moonlight;

Satan’s locked His door; Trembling with fright!

Jesus, Jesus, you are so RAD!

The best, darn host we ever had!

Please! J-Boy – PLEASE NEVER GO,

We LOVE you, Jesus, don’t-cha know!

THIS WAS HELL – NOW – LOVE AND LIGHT,

DANG IT Y’ALL – IT’S OUTTA SIGHT! πŸ™‚

fin. <3