“ N O! DEAR!” a poem. ANOTHER! In the series of POEMS OF UNCERTAINTY AND DESPERATION!! :)

“ N O! DEAR!” a poem. ANOTHER! In the series of POEMS OF UNCERTAINTY AND DESPERATION!! 🙂 March 29, 2018. Odin Lives!

“You love, you love CINDY SU!!”

“No, My Margery – I LOVE YOU!”

“BUT YOU’VE GOT HER IN E V E R Y CLASS!”

“And also YOU (too) – BUT – My Hall Pass,

I gave to YOU and not to SU;

Remember Tuesday? When-you-ran-to-the-loo?

‘Cause you-had-to-do-tinkle?” {“Yes, BUT – it was just a sprinkle!”}

AND ON AND ON – THIS WAS THE SCENE – IN KINDERGARTEN (really long pause)

FOR-”M”-WAS KEEN,

On spotting girls who MIGHT just flirt,

With me,

Those girls, my “M” would hurt!

(and also) IF THEY DID NOT AVERT, Their eyes,

From seeing me – Well, I was “wise!” {L. O. L.}

In grade school, high school and college too,

I was so careful with what I’d do,

And who I’d touch and who I’d mention,

‘Cause “M”

SHE’S IN,

ANOTHER DIMENSION:

Out of school, I went to work,

And she made sure I did NOT “jerk,”

Or look around,

Or stray very far,

And when I finally got a car,

SHE PUT A SIGN UPON THE DOOR: “HE IS MINE, FOREVERMORE!” signed: “M!” 🙂

We wed right quick, and she watched out,

For female “associates” that might-be about!

We had 10 kids, 10 dogs, 10 cats, a kangaroo & 3 wombats,

My “M” she wanted me, Right busy,

But, still, it put her in a “tizzy,”

If a Friend-of-the-Animals was a gal,

“You love – HER! Don’t YOU!?”

“N O ! Margery! YOU’RE MY PAL! –

I ONLY LOVE YOU, ‘CAUSE Y O U EXCITE,

AND HYPNOTIZE AND KEEP THINGS RIGHT –

AND KISS AND CUDDLE AND MAKE ME FLOAT,

AND IT’S ON YOU – I’LL ALWAYS DOTE!”

“But what about HER?”

I said: “ N O ! (Now) she’s OK,

But YOU – yes, YOU – are my only way –

TO HEAVEN AND JOY AND HAPPY AND GLAD; YOU’RE THE BEST THING, I EVERY HAD!” {Really!}

One day, after decades, I took to “the bed,”

At the hospital – They thought I was dead!

When “M” came in, she saw The Nurse!!!!

And looked at GRETCHEN, who looked like a purse! [with sincerest apologies here to all purses and people and animals that look like purses – like President Trump – just kidding! He looks like a wallet!]

“You stay AWAY, You Harpy!” “M” SCREAMED.

My “M” was upset, and yet I beamed,

At her – with love – as-I-breathed MY LAST,

“ALWAYS YOU, MY MARGERY, FOR ‘GOD’ HAS CAST,

US – TWO – TO-BE-TOGETHER-TO-LOVE-AND-LAUGH,

YOU, MY DEAREST MARGERY, ARE MY ‘BETTER HALF!’ “

I died soon after – and “PROJECTED” from my “Frame!”

“M” was there, with tears of shame!

“How could I have doubted HIM, so true and pure, and I – faithless-and-jealous – of my fine SIR!”

Well, SURPRISE!

It was A NEAR DEATH THING!!

I-was-up-in-a-week,

Bouncing like a spring!

NOW, “M” holds my hand, 24/7!

YOU GIRLS BETTER STAY AWAY! (UN)LESS YOU WANNA GO TO HEAVEN!

fin. ❤

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