And I – won’t be – so blue oo oo oo!🍸🍷🎉

“SOMETHING ABOUT THAT BATHROOM!” sung to the tune of “Something,” by The Beatles! MARCH 20, 2018.

There’s SOMETHING ‘bout the bathroom you use,

(It) attracts me like no other bathroom!

It is the – bath – room – I choo – oo – oose !

I just gotta go-o-o NOW!

I-don’t-even know-ho – ho – o -ow,

Your – bathroom IS – so – fine.

Mmmm – the shower head,

IS – HARD!

?

I think I can stay here too

Stay in the tub – with you – ou,

And I – won’t be – so blue oo oo oo!

IIt’s got a real good shower too,

It’s pretty ne-ew; It’s

Pretty new – ew-ew –

I could spend some time in here with you –

In that shower – sta-a-a-a-ll –

It’s not that tall –

INSTRUMENTAL BREAK – Here is where the average person’s psyche breaks 2.

There’s flushing – spraying ooh – ooh.,

It’s got a wonderful – loo – just – a great loo – oo – – – oo –

But, when I’m here with you –

We can’t loo – oo – se –

We – ee – ee – just can’t lose.

‘Cause I love you! 🙂

(alternative ending)

I watch the mist and poo – BUT – it

Does not smell – It is true – ‘cause Poo-Pourri – protects

Us two. In -lieu-of sme-eells – in the loo,

A drop – Just a drop or two –

And the-e-en-

I’m hugging YOU –

In-the-shower,

I only smell,

YOU!

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