THE UNITED WIVES’ FRONT!”♨♨

“THE UNITED WIVES’ FRONT!” Sunday: March 18, 2018. {to be sung to the tune of: “My Favorite Things!”}

She is my mommy, with something quite extra,

I’m over-joyed when I ge-et to text (h)er,

She is “The One” with the go-old-en band,

It is my wifey – if you understand!

When I kiss her -then my heart leaps,

Up into my throat!

She is my Sweetie, and I am her beau,

On her – I do

Li-i-i-i-ke,

To Gloat!

We never argue – we only “discuss” things,

I like to give her – The Wo-orld,

And nice things;

She is my best friend – and I am her slave,

She is the gal upon whom I do rave!

When we are close,

And I hold her,

I-still fee-eel

Shy!

Because

Let Me tell you –

She’s my wifey-poo,

THE A-APPLE OF –

MY EYE! 🙂

Yes, she’s MY MOMMY, With-the-stuff-I-a-do-ore,

She’s-a witch in the kitchen,

And – also a h-h- {so-much-mo-ore}

We lay through the night, With a scream and a squeal,

It’s-our something special,

Oh, gosh, what a deal!

Sooooo –

Throw off your knickers!

Bring out the oil –

Come-on, Gird up your “stuff,”

It’s time for THE WILD THING,

We’ll slobber and sigh –

I can never ge-e-t –

Eeeeee –

Nuff! ❤

fin. ❤

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