“THE INTERNATIONAL UNIFORM CONSTITUTION OF LOVE!” 3/17/18 SAT.
[New constitutions are being sought by new governments, looking for what they always knew they were just looking for: “I was just looking for LOVE!” Archaic Constitutions, around The World, are well-written and practical, BUT – ]
A NEW CONSTITUTION! These others lack HEART!
We know THE PREAMBLE – Is-always-a-good start:
“Since we’re ALL lost, waiting – with hope to be found,
And, since we don’t realize – in “GOD” ‘s love we’re BOUND,
We write with sincere-ness, but NEVER too serious,
THESE TENETS, we’ll strive for – to keep us delirious:”
(1) The first thing: RELAX, and take it more kind,
‘Cause, kiddos, it’s obvious – we’re pretty danged blind!
(2) TWO, honor ALL angels and realize too,
They come in all sizes, shapes, colors to-do,
With straight wings AND DROOPY, both people and dogs,
‘Cause animals-are-(also)-poopy – and-don’t-forget-to-kiss-hogs!
(3) Remember to LOVE –
And say: “I love you,”
BUT – to your “one-and-only,” please do be true,
And give her (him) lots o’ kisses and cuddles and stuff,
And tell her (him): “I’M-IN-LOVE-WITH-YOU!”
‘Cause she (he) can’t get enough!
(4) Remember: LOVE’S “SACRED,” so – GET LOST IN LOVE,
Share kindness and gratitude – this-is-straight-from-ABOVE!
(5) Enforce all “THE RIGHTS:” The “inalienable” ones!
And honor “the aliens!” Adopt them as sons!
(6) AND – YOU have got rights,
Like the right to bare arms,
And torsos and hoochies, with all of their charms,
And legs and sweet-cookies, and KISS THEM ALL NICE,
And all of your days will be “sugar and spice!”
(7) And DO sneeze and sniffle, and let that snot fall,
But, please, use a hanky – to protect us folks, doll!
(8) And feed all the birdies, despite noise and poop,
‘Cause without birds and bees, we’d all “fly the coop!”
(9) And, remember, of course – use “protection” a lot,
(10) AND – “IF YELLOW, BE MELLOW – IF BROWN, FLUSH THE POT!”