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SECRETS๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŽ“

A young man asked Socrates the secret to success

Socrates told the young man to meet him near the river the next morning

They met

Socrates asked the young man to walk with him towards the river

When the water got up to their neck, Socrates took the young man by surprise and ducked him into the water

The boy struggled to get out but Socrates was strong and kept him there until the boy started turning blue

Socrates pulled his head out of the water and the first thing the young man did was to gasp and take a deep breath of air

Socrates asked, โ€˜What did you want the most when you were there?” The boy replied, “Air

” Socrates said, “That is the secret to success

When you want success as badly as you wanted the air, then you will get it

” There is no other secretโ™จ

Disney Land madness, Facebook fakes ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค

Those guys will make you think you are the “one.”

The only “ONE” is what hangs off them my mum used say is their aeroplane gear!

Yep

This guy had me going alright

Until a girlfriend said guys that don’t have a conversation with you are the “Ones” that play with private parts

Yucky

Anyway, this guy goes to sleep in the bath constantly๐Ÿ˜ด

You think that is strange?

Guess what happened ๐Ÿ˜›

Today a mate of his texts me and tells me this latest guy that calls me the “ONE.”

IS A FAKE! ๐Ÿ™o

You see the guy always makes excuses why he never turned up!

He says I tell you, sorry honey fell asleep in the bath!

Sleep for hours in a cold bath!๐Ÿ˜ฅ

Christ, I believed him

All the time making me feel downright sorry for him๐Ÿ˜”

And all along he had been Sexting with bloody who knows

Probably with scammers

Lesson learnt,

Gee, do I hate social media ๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ•ธ