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COWS FLY 😂

Midnight love song 😎🤔🤗

ADVICE 🤗

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MEMORIES TO CRY FOR

When asked,😁

“How you can smile all day long?”

He replied,

“Maybe”

because I have nights

with full of memories

to cry for.” 😐

SECRETS🎓🎓

A young man asked Socrates the secret to success

Socrates told the young man to meet him near the river the next morning

They met

Socrates asked the young man to walk with him towards the river

When the water got up to their neck, Socrates took the young man by surprise and ducked him into the water

The boy struggled to get out but Socrates was strong and kept him there until the boy started turning blue

Socrates pulled his head out of the water and the first thing the young man did was to gasp and take a deep breath of air

Socrates asked, ‘What did you want the most when you were there?” The boy replied, “Air

” Socrates said, “That is the secret to success

When you want success as badly as you wanted the air, then you will get it

” There is no other secret♨

Disney Land madness, Facebook fakes 😖😕🤒🤐

Those guys will make you think you are the “one.”

The only “ONE” is what hangs off them my mum used say is their aeroplane gear!

Yep

This guy had me going alright

Until a girlfriend said guys that don’t have a conversation with you are the “Ones” that play with private parts

Yucky

Anyway, this guy goes to sleep in the bath constantly😴

You think that is strange?

Guess what happened 😛

Today a mate of his texts me and tells me this latest guy that calls me the “ONE.”

IS A FAKE! 🙁o

You see the guy always makes excuses why he never turned up!

He says I tell you, sorry honey fell asleep in the bath!

Sleep for hours in a cold bath!😥

Christ, I believed him

All the time making me feel downright sorry for him😔

And all along he had been Sexting with bloody who knows

Probably with scammers

Lesson learnt,

Gee, do I hate social media 🕷😲🕸

“Pat Benatar – Love Is A Battlefield”

Yep, love is a battlefield😲

I am young

I wonder if this word love is♨

Just a coverup for lots of things adults do

You know those grown-ups are angry people😓

Seems to me the more grown-up you are, the more you try to escape them🛀

Just laying here under the bridge avoiding the noise coming out of their so-called grownups head🤒

Me, hope not to grow up and become a prison warden😛

Oh well life’s not that great growing up😔

But me, no way going to grow up 🐜

Bitter or sweet go wash your feet😁

“WHY? WHY NOT?” a.k.a.: “When A Good Well Gives ‘Bad” Water – WELL, Are You Sure?!” March 7, 2018, Wednesday – Karaoke Day at The Railroad Blues! 10:30 P. M.!

There is just ONE FOUNDATION,

The water there – It GUSHES!

Is it bitter or a-sweet?

(Who cares?!)

(It) waters ALL the rushes.

And the rushes do NOT care!

AS LONG AS IT IS WATER!

“This must be true!” IT Must be true –

So doth say: “The Potter.”

The water there which gushes! Bitter! (or) SWEET!?

“Again, it’s ONLY(!) WATER! Please, go wash your feet!”

And, ask the feet, “BITTER-OR-SWEET?” THIS Will never, ne’er defeat –

For it waters – all the wheat,* And cools your brow, from the heat!

IF the water IS NOW sweet, and you count it as so “neat,”

And, in-the-next-moment, IS Bitter!?- For-PETE (long pause)

SAKES, alive, People – Make-up-your-mind,

Drop Definitions, And let’s (all) UNWIND! 🙂

fin. ❤

    • AND THE CHAFF!