“THEN I MET YOU!!” 02/27/18 Tue.
I used to be a “NORMAL” guy –
Did “normal” things –
Ate “normal pie!
Occasionally, I’d even lie!
I left my cell phone at the house [ ]
I was so Free! Without a spouse!
I had no “woman” for-to hound,
Me into – taking-(my)-mobile-’round!
I had my – dignity – I WAS NO PAWN,
You know, I really, (really) was JUST GONE!
I ate and drank – what I derned please,
And learned about “the birds & bees,”
From “normal” place(s) – like the bars,
NOW, thru horrid eyes, I watch-myself-Do-things-all-right,
Yes, now I’ll take the phone along – you’ll call both day and night,
And, I, with slobber in my mouth – And love lights in my eyes –
WILL ANSWER CELL PHONE HAPPILY!
And eat “abnormal” pies!