“A GROSS LOVE SONG OF US!” a.k.a.: “CELEBRATING INTERNATIONAL MUD DAY!” a.k.a.: “IT MAY ALL BE THE SAME, BUT I’D LIKE TO BE POISONOUS AND CONTAMINATED WITH YOU!” Monday, Feb. 26, 2018.
It’s all so contaminated!
But I like you lots – you make me so animated!
You tease and excite – you make me stand up,
I just love being (pause) your little pup!
Everything’s poison – so, give me your snot,
And I’ll lick the germs, off of your pot,
And smooch you all over,
And eat your bed bugs,
And bathe in your douche,
And roll on your rugs,
And get totally gross – and eat up your bile!
Let’s get real dirty and go-swimming in The Nile!