HAPPY VALENTINES DAY🍹🍰

“JANIE CAN REALLY SHOOT!” on Odin’s Day – Happy Valentine’s 2018!

Little Janie, on her walk,

With herself – was apt to talk:

“God is Love – always kind,

And-our hands-and-feet, (S)he’ll never bind!

I just love, God – so much,

I’ll pray today – and God will touch,

My little Heart – and make me wise,

And wipe all tear-ies from my eyes!”

So Janie walked – into the wood,

To see what-only-Janie could.

She saw a lion, eat a lamb,

She saw a tree – make-marmalade-jam,

Out of some poor, baby ram!

And Janie cried: “Well, damn – yea! Damn!”

She saw destruction – to the max,

And – When-she-returned HOME, she sent a FAX –

To her daddy, In Halifax!

{Le Sigh! Le Sigh!}

“Dear Papa: You lied to me!

GOD’s an ogre! It’s plain to see!

GOD’s NOT loving, (but)

Into-crim-in-ality!

‘Cause IF GOD doesn’t kill – (S)he lets death be,

An endless, horrific symphony!

Why’d you ever say: ‘GOD IS LOVE!’

When, for supper, YOU shot the dove!

And then we’d eat; we’d dine with glee,

On a-poor-bird’s flesh – Do-you-disagree?”

So, when “daddy”

DID

Return-to-his-girl,

He explained that GOD just likes to “WHIRL!”

Is not-always kind, by our standards,

Sometimes GOD has quite rude mann(d)er(d)s!

The main thing is: “GOD LIKES TO PLAY,

AND ALWAYS BRINGS ANOTHER DAY,

TO MAKE UP FOR OUR TEARS AND SORROW!

IF-life-sucks today – Just-wait-for-tomorrow!”

So, Jamie took

PAPA’S GUN!

And blew dear dad away,

saying: “F – – – You, GOD – I’ll have MY WAY!”

and … IF that don’t make you feel light and gay,

WELL, Jamie wishes everyone – HAPPY VALENTINE’s DAY!

fin. ❤

“You must not only aim right, but draw the bow with all your might.”

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