“WHEN HELL BECAME ‘COOL,’ OR DID IT GET HOT!?” Sat. 02/03/2018.
When Jesus Christ did go to Hell, To see First Cousin Satan-Belle,
The drinks weren’t free at “Hell-Bent Bar;”
Too-pricey, by far!
And, if you wanted – to play “pool,”
You’d have-to-buy-a-meal-or-drinks, you fool!
Or Satan jumped (pause)
Way up and down,
And wore a fierce & fiery frown!
You COULD get water,
BUT – NEVER STINK –
The Bathrooms UP!
Just have a drink!
(SO) Pool-wasn’t-free – you’d get NO BALLS!
Unless your money’s green (pause)
Of course Jesus-rated the place an “F,”
And opened-up (pause)
And folks (from) around there – and even afar,
Did come – and Satan, she was so steamed!
‘Cause her fine place, it fairly teemed,
With “indigent” and spunky folks,
Who liked to laugh and tell some jokes,
And shoot-a-little-pool there, for free!?
This was not Satan’s cup of tea!
So Satan bit her lip real-hard,
And started dealing
“Decks of card,”
And made then the first Tarot deck,
And-also became a-computer tech!
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