SATAN GOTCHA! 😈👿

“WHEN HELL BECAME ‘COOL,’ OR DID IT GET HOT!?” Sat. 02/03/2018.

When Jesus Christ did go to Hell, To see First Cousin Satan-Belle,

The drinks weren’t free at “Hell-Bent Bar;”

Damned-expensive!

Too-pricey, by far!

And, if you wanted – to play “pool,”

You’d have-to-buy-a-meal-or-drinks, you fool!

Or Satan jumped (pause)

Way up and down,

And wore a fierce & fiery frown!

You COULD get water,

BUT – NEVER STINK –

The Bathrooms UP!

Just have a drink!

(SO) Pool-wasn’t-free – you’d get NO BALLS!

Unless your money’s green (pause)

And falls!*

Of course Jesus-rated the place an “F,”

Let-go-some-barfolk, like-Mike-and-Jeff,

And opened-up (pause)

The-Underground-Bar!

And folks (from) around there – and even afar,

Did come – and Satan, she was so steamed!

‘Cause her fine place, it fairly teemed,

With “indigent” and spunky folks,

Who liked to laugh and tell some jokes,

And shoot-a-little-pool there, for free!?

This was not Satan’s cup of tea!

So Satan bit her lip real-hard,

And started dealing

“Decks of card,”

And made then the first Tarot deck,

And-also became a-computer tech!

fin. ❤

*: as payment!**

**: or tip(s)

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