REALISM GONE CRAZY?

“0 LINEN!” 01/30/2018 (2′s {4} Today!)

A white pillow case and a black, loose nightgown,

The smell of white linen, is just all around,

Your skin is so white – or Is it jet black?

Whatever your shade, I’m not going back,

Black souls or white, with tears in your eyes,

And laughter-in-your-breath – I won’t ‘pologize,

For craving and longing and needing you so,

Your cool ambi(a)ence; I’m out of control!

Tight, black silk undies, drenched in perfume,

Make-things just Heavenly – we’re NOT in your room!

We’re up on the roof or over the Moon,

And I will be coming – into you soon,

And, when it “seems” finished, and-I’m sure we’re both dead,

I look in our mirror –

And see just one head! 🙂

fin. <3

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SATAN GOTCHA! 😈👿

“WHEN HELL BECAME ‘COOL,’ OR DID IT GET HOT!?” Sat. 02/03/2018.

When Jesus Christ did go to Hell, To see First Cousin Satan-Belle,

The drinks weren’t free at “Hell-Bent Bar;”

Damned-expensive!

Too-pricey, by far!

And, if you wanted – to play “pool,”

You’d have-to-buy-a-meal-or-drinks, you fool!

Or Satan jumped (pause)

Way up and down,

And wore a fierce & fiery frown!

You COULD get water,

BUT – NEVER STINK –

The Bathrooms UP!

Just have a drink!

(SO) Pool-wasn’t-free – you’d get NO BALLS!

Unless your money’s green (pause)

And falls!*

Of course Jesus-rated the place an “F,”

Let-go-some-barfolk, like-Mike-and-Jeff,

And opened-up (pause)

The-Underground-Bar!

And folks (from) around there – and even afar,

Did come – and Satan, she was so steamed!

‘Cause her fine place, it fairly teemed,

With “indigent” and spunky folks,

Who liked to laugh and tell some jokes,

And shoot-a-little-pool there, for free!?

This was not Satan’s cup of tea!

So Satan bit her lip real-hard,

And started dealing

“Decks of card,”

And made then the first Tarot deck,

And-also became a-computer tech!

fin. <3

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Let’s Play Doctors?😁

“DOCTOR-PATIENT RELATIONSHIP!” Tu-tu s Day 2 -2- 2018 … Freya’s

Let’s go play “Doctor,”

“WELL, HOW-CH-CHYA-

DO?!”

Patient say: “Help me! I’ve wanted you to!”

Doctor say: “Cough, PLEASE! Now, where is da pain?”

Patient response: (PAUSE)

“All over!!! I’ve lain –

Here, for a week – and I don’t feel well!”

Doctor say: “Fresh air – sunlight – and dis pill!!

Drink PLENTY wa-wa and

KEEP YOURSELF CLEAN!”

Patient so happy –

“Best doc I dun seen!”

With good bedside manners,

Makes house calls and spends,

LOTS OF ALONE TIME,

But, it still depends:

On how much insurance

And cash-ie at hand,

I’m SURE all these things (pause)

We DO understand! 🙂

fin. <3 “Here’s to your GUT (prounced: “goot!”)HEALTH!” The Mystic Poet. 🙂

WATCH OUT FOR WHAT YOU WISH FOR 🤔🤔

“THINGS HERE!” Friday, 02/02/2018

EVERYTHING’s a Mind F – wouldn’t-have-it

Any other way!

And no one else would either!

That’s why we’re here to stay!!

‘Cause people LOVE to have their minds f – d; we do it to ourselves!

Morning

Evening

Weekends too!

Satan’s Little Elves!

Making LOTS of things

To f – f- with our minds!

And it is so, so obvious – There are so many signs!

Like LOVE & SEX & CARS & FOOD &

Religions! By The Score!

And rabbis, preachers, I-mans too!

Crying out FOR MORE!

“MIND F, MIND F &-PEOPLE-STREAM,

To mosques and temples!

ALL A DREAM!

Earth-Maia-Saints-our-prison-cells,

We LOVE to f

In-multiple-Hells!

Demensia,

4 &

5 &

6!

F – ing “A”

We get our kicks!

From sit-down dinners at grama’s house –

And a-hooker, with her silky blouse!

And baseball, TVs – apple pie,

To make emotions want to cry!

And karaoke songs at night

And hymns –

To greet the morning light,

Praising-Jesus-Hitler-and-higher-education!

And worshiping our cultured nation!

MIND F – S!

What it’s all about!

LAUGH AND PRAY; DON’T EVER POUT! 🙂

fin. <3

Editor: Dazzled.

Mystic Poet is never what it seems

Read and listen to the entiretity of the blog

Laugh , cry, its what it is!

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GOOD LUCK 😃😃😃

MY CELL PHONE 😊

“AWAY!” a.k.a.: “My Cell Phone, My Most Precious Item!” 🙂 Friday Feb 2 2018

When-my-lover’s-not-here,

(She’s) In a place far away!

Or, simply, downtown, shopping groceries today!

Well, then, my dear cellular’s

MY BEST-EST FRIEND!

And I handle her gently, right down to the end.

I cradle and stroke her and press her knobs sweet!

Each clickedy – click – each beep-edy beat!

‘Cause, if I might drop her or hit her too hard,

Well, I think that I’m “dis” ing my Sweetie, my “pard!”

So I-DO

HANDLE GENTLY –

Just like I LOVE YOU!

I cradle & cuddle my cell phone, I do!

fin. <3

Ouch!

“GETTING AHEAD!’ 02/02/2018 Freya’s Day!

There’s a lot of people

In this life,

Lookin’-For-a-(perfect)-husband (pause)

Or A WIFE,

But, I tell you,

Without-a-doubt,

You can {whisper} (pause)

OR YOU CAN SHOUT!

BUT

IF you wanna-get

A head in life,

Just get yourself

A little knife:

It can be plastic,

Or stainless-steel,

A machete!

Or

A “switch blade deal!”

But, it-can-be-bloody and squirt in your eye,

Unless-you’re-wearin’-goggles,

But you might cry!

Because

The moment you got your head,

The person, chopped, might be dead!

And, then, I bet you’ll miss their smile,

Their little ways, their laugh

AND GUILE!

HOWEVER,

If-they-do-not-die-right-there,

You’ll know they’re a zombie –

Or a mutant fair!

And they might chase ya

From here to there!

So, if you wanna head, just beware!

Who knows what’ll happen –

MIGHT NOT BE PRETTY!

Maybe getting a head –

Is an over-rated siddhi!

fin. <3