“BATHROOMS!” {from the “When I Was Just A Little, Black Shoeshine Boy” series!} {please read like Forrest Gump! Thank you!} Wednesday Jan. 10 ‘18

I love bathrooms, ‘cause you can poo! I love bathrooms (ILB)

{they have} Rose Spray too!

ILB – (I can) Hide From “YOU!”

(IF yu)


Yu-can “coochy-coo!”

Outta bathrooms?


Hold pee-pee – and don’t be late!

Work pretty hard – and produce a lot,

Out Here?

(I) Can’t find a pot!

P.S.: Girls like bathrooms,

(Almost) as- much-as-me!

‘Cause GIRLS,


Like to pee!

But (pause)

Girls lock bathrooms! They got the key! ‘Cause they like discomfort –



like me?!

fin. <


The Most Dangerous thing to this Poem is that even a Blind person can make it impossible to say no to a woman who is in a state of constant lovemaking. She is SAFE and Don’t Drink. Back to you Sir 😊😊


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Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)

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