Mystic Poet

“PHYSICIAN, HEAL THYSELF, YOU MAN!” a.k.a.: “Human Slime Sentenced By Impartial Judge, Who Declares: ‘I HAVE SIGNED THE DEATH SENTENCE, FOR THIS PIECE OF HUMAN TRASH,’ Warning All You MEN Who Have Eyes And Fingers To Beware! a.k.a.: “Men Suck, Especially With Their Men Fingers, Getting In All Sorts of Pies! Wednesday, 01/24/2018!

{Today, a MAN was given “his death sentence” by a fair-minded, well-manicured, impartial judge, who KNOWS what’s right and wrong! Thank Goodness Someone Does!}

Are-you-a-Physician? Well, Doctor, (this is) MY Court!

I can JUST TELL – You’re an EVIL, odd sort!

Like-to-touch-people, do you? Little-girls-too?

You-get-alone-with-them, and

WHAT DO YOU DO?

You TOUCH or “FONDLE!” No-fond! There IS?!

Well, Mr. Smartie GUY, MY-court (pause), MY-BIZ!!

So, Mr. Feelie Man, you like to look,

At gir-a-lie stuff, like in a book!

WELL, I CAN NOT STAND YOU, YOU FI-FILTHY SWINE,

You lecherous MAN,

PLUS, I’ll give you a fine! (tee-hee!)

And CONDEMN YOU!

TO, THE DEPTHS OF HELL,

Where YOU BELONG – That’s what I tell!

Away from DECENT FOLKS, Like ME!

Like WOMEN; they’re GOOD – as-you-can-SEE!

I KNOW what’s right – and YOUR THOUGHTS ARE (ALL) WRONG,

You and your notions and your silly love song,

About beauty and LOVE and HE-healing too!

PHYSICIANS! Pitiful! I’ve heard about you!

You were once in a room, with a girl real sick,

And you said that you blessed her and prescribed something quick,

Get-her-something-to-eat, so she’d be just fine,

And that evening, you bastard: I bet you drank wine!

You MAN – You PHYSICIAN, You VILE, BAD FIEND,

(Maybe) You should-a been a woman, all decent and cleaned!

You should-a been a woman, ‘cause women don’t read,

BAD STUFF, and do-Bad-Things, with dirty, old (reproductive) SEED!

fin. ❤

Postscript: Based on the poem above!

Jesus of Nazareth, a MAN from there – Was sentenced today, so you better beware! – This guy liked to TOUCH, and he says he can heal!!!! But – He’s JUST a man, a lecherous eel!

Our courts and our lawyers protect us just fine,

From – BAD – MEN – like HIM! AND, Women just SHINE!

Men! They stink; always looking at toes,

OF WOMEN WHO LIKE TO WEAR SLINKY, TIGHT CLOTHES,

Like our friend Aly Raisman, resisting the temptation to be too provocative in a Sports’ Illustrated swimsuit model addition, one picture presented above. Modest girls are the BEST girls, IF YOU ASK SOME GUYS NAMED LARRY! 🙂

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