“ENTRANCE FEE!” 01/23/2018 (Tuesday is … well … ed!)
Who wear some (decal) crosses – on their “crown!”
And I-think, They-think, This will justify,
Their ENTRANCE FEE, By & by!
That (somehow) they are “Heaven Bound,”
And, that, St. Peter, with resound-
(pause) ING Call,
However, on GOOD author–ity,
They torture, harass & do-”red neck”-things,
Stuff – That – Other Things It Brings!!
Well, I got-me-some-news – Some News, for ALL:
(1) There’s NO Heaven; (2) There’s No CALL; and
(3) IF Heaven WAS (is), (well) St. Peter’s resigned!
And put my-friend Brian – to check “The Assigned!”
And, if and when, “The Cross-e r s” Cross,
The Golden River and THINK (pause) The Boss,
Is Peter or Jesus or The Marquis de Sade,
Well, SURPRISE! They’ll find Brian’s tortured “bod!”
And – Will-he-let-em-in?- I Just Ain’t Sure!
But – My-guess-is: He’ll-give-’em-per-
MISSION – To So, so Embark,
Into that Glorious Heavenly Park!
Thing is: IF your heart’s not pure-and-good,
It’ll be HELL – in Heaven’s “Wood!”
The pressure and the seasons will be so hard,
They’ll rue the day – they-tortured
They’ll scream and shout, just like he did,
And suffer – until – their bloody lid,
Of sorrow, hate and unkind deeds,
(And I-don’t-know where all this leads!)
But, My guess is – IF Brian hears,
He’ll save them from their hideous tears!
He’ll come – and get them all away,
And serve them dinner – And they’ll cry all day and give him their crosses – and apologize,
And Brian’ll smile! “Cause he wears-no-disguise! 🙂