“STEPHANIE’S STRATEGY!” 01/15/2018 Moon Day!

Stephanie’s from Bethany; she is “THE ‘SEXTING’ QUEEN! She’ll get you “straight,” with therapy -(and) the-best-sex-you’ve-ever-seen!

“Your mind’s not CLEAR – so I’ll-adhere to ‘systems,’ sure and strong;

Let’s go-back-to-your-childhood,

Clear-up your pasts’ sad song!

Just note those women, long ago, that you had crushes on,

‘Cause, if you could-a ‘done it’ then, your ‘hang-ups’ would be gone!”

SO, here’s the list she’s looking for? The pretty women who,


My-heart-and-soul-and-mind; they-were so sexy, too!

“OK, well, SUZIE, right next door,

Married, then,

With child,

When she sunbathed, summer days, I nearly would go wild!

And TANYA {Tiday} – I am sure, would cause me to come out:

“Oh, Hippie Girl, take me PLEASE – to Heaven! I’ve no doubt!”

ELVA, she was from Up North, but I’d go South with her!

Her dad, a Baptist Preacher! She married a young sir!

PAULA, Paula, dance with me!

Take my heart; I’d gladly be,

Your slave forever, just to see,

The bounty, ‘tween your legs, so free!

HANNA! Young and dashing lass!

Let me, Darling, kiss your a – –

And smell your skin until that day,

That you would marry Lizzie (gay)!

ANNE is pure as driven snow; no one touches her, you know!

Until she gets that wedding ring, and

Pre-nup’s really make her sing!

NANCY Gray lived ‘cross the street,

She-was-so-young, and I could eat,

Her up, just like a cherry pie,

BUT, she could run – I tried to fly!

IO, maiden of the moon,

Wore head-dresses and could zoom,

To-Jupiter with the right ‘fix,’

I loved her, but she died! Bad Mix!?

And EVA, artist-girl-in-town, she wore a melancholy gown!

She dyed her hair with coral shell, and pursued boys who worked so well!”

Now, Stephanie, she had a plan – to clear this clouded headed man:

“Just fantasize on each lost lass – and bring them to me for each class,

And I’ll-be-that-girl – Just For You,

And you can ‘have’ her AND lose her too!”

“Well, my Lovely,

Spice of Life, you who’s sure to be my wife!

You-see, your system is undone!

Let me tell you!

I need NONE!

Of those girls (for), they-are-all-YOU!

You embody (them) ALL; you DO!

I can prove it, STEPHANIE; just you watch this artistry:

                         S  uzie

                         T  anya

              with    E  lva   too, Are in your eyes,

                        P  aula?  Who?

                        H  anna,

                        A  nne, and

                        N  ancy Gray can’t compare to you, I say!

                        I  o,

                       E va are your thighs,

Wrapped around my face and eyes!

See, they spell YOU; Every-one!

And-you’re-the-gal I’ll call my “Hon!”


I LOVE YOU – We’re a pretty pair!

fin. <3

Editor: Dazzled

“You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shelter when it is shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes you close your windows. So that’s why I’m scared when you say you love me.”



Although laetrile, concentrated amygdalin, is controversial (well, I am not sure it is THAT controversial!!), relating to cancer treatment, it is CLEAR that the medical establishment wishes to discount ANY possibility that there is ANY substance that even, possibly, MIGHT actually help to promote the body to fight cancer. The prevailing medical notion, for decades, is simply: “Yes, we can treat it . . . with what we can promote and sell to you, man-made and expensive. Be afraid; very afraid – of this terrible disease that can ONLY be put ‘in remission,’ which makes it similar to alcoholism!”

i.e.: “Once you are an alcoholic, you will ALWAYS be an alcoholic! Get used to it because WE say so.”

In any case, it might be recalled that Edgar Cayce, the so-called ‘Sleeping Prophet’ noted that ONE almond a day {which would be an ACTUAL, unmodified, non-irradiated, raw almond, which is ALL they had back in the 1930’s and 40’s} would prevent any cancer.
The point here is that such an almond WOULD have the chemical amygdalin. IF you, therefore, had one almond each day, arguably, the substance would accumulate in your tissues, helping to strengthen the body’s natural immune system and keep cancer ‘at bay!’ Realize, too, that EVERYONE, arguably, from birth to death has cancer cells inherent in them.
When a person’s immune system becomes weak(er), they then, arguably, ‘develop’ cancer, which is perhaps an inadequate way of saying that the body has become imbalanced, no longer able to keep the cancer cells balanced, so as to avoid the spread of cancer through the body. Realize that ALL cells, not just cancer cells, are competing for body resources all the time!
Anyway, NOW I can ready myself for being attacked as: (1) NOT a medical doctor (TRUE! So what!) and (2) NOT knowing what I am talking about!
Well, OK! None-the-less, it is not that difficult, say, to buy a few apricots, say, on a regular basis, take the pit out and tap it with a hammer to get what looks like an almond and is, actually, tasty and fairly soft to chew and eat one every day! That seed has as much amygdalin as any seed of that type , including an almond, has, I believe! Yes, I believe the medical community has, at least, tried to establish that this seed IS poisonous! Well, I AM SURE if you ate enough of them (like a whole bunch, everyday) for a long enough period of time, it could have “poisonous consequences!” Pretty much anything could. However, what is it you are eating – it’s a seed! Plant it and, if it has not been irradiated too much, it will grow an apricot tree! Horrors! Anyway, what is the harm of trying such a “therapy” in conjunction with any cancer treatment, which uses OBVIOUSLY poisonous compounds, a person might be engaging in anyway?!

Yes, I am NOT a medical doctor, and this is NOT any prescription or medical advice . . .

It is just a suggestion! Take it as you will! Here’s to YOUR health – AND peace of mind.

P. S.: The AMYGDALA, by the way, in case you remember that term from anatomy class in high school, is a group of cells located in the brain, part of the so-called limbic system. Why would the ancient Greeks name this substance amygdalin? Well, I do not know; however, the amygdalae are considered to be key parts of the brain, important in decision-making, and emotional response.

YOU figure it out! 🙂

Editor: Jake

Congratulations to Authour


“COOLEST THING EVER!” a.k.a.: “Girls LOVE Musicians, Especially Pianists!” Monday, January 15, 2018 🙂

One summer (I) went to Music Camp, (I) showed up with this fellow:

CURTIS DRAKE, pianist! Me? I had my cello!

We-were-high-school “losers;” never “made it” with the ladies,

So, going to U. M.,* My Friends, we’re headin’-straight-for-Hades!


I, in my ensembles, hormone-ravaged guy!


BUXOM! My, oh my!

Like the “first chair” blondie,


On Top!


She made my eyeballs POP!

Curtis? Blonde-haired virgin! Girls went JUST CRAZY!


JEAN CROCKETT! “Don’t be lazy!”**


Who-knows what was her age!

She was

“Drop-dead gorgeous!” Baby, all the rage!

And no one ever touched her – we figured: MAFIA GIRL!

Italian, dark-haired wonder – teeth, like polished pearl.

SO –

Downstairs, there, at old U.M., PRACTICE ROOMS! Oh, no!!

LOCK US IN & PLAY FOR HOURS -CURT, he was a pro!

(He) Was playing gorgeous Chopin, and in walked (the) Mafia Queen!

It was, perhaps, on Sunday- Best thing he’d ever seen!

She turned to him; then, locked the door! And-on-piano-bench!

“Hi, there, Curtis, Honey –

Why are you so tense?”


Imbued-with-(the)-Holey-Spirit, smiled and played “the fool!”

“Curtis, Oh, My Curtis!”

When I heard this, I did drool.

“Curtis,” as she sidled over, to this Sophomore lad,

“Ever been – so-close-to-a-girl? One who loves you –


Now, THIS, my Friends, the coolest thing – that I might ever hear –

Curtis said: “YES! My Love, but NEVER –


So Near!”

Fine Curtis skoochied real close – and-the rest?

We never heard!

But Curtis was our hero there;

(He) Sprinkled-salt-upon-that-bird!

fin. <3…

  • : University of Montana, Missoula, Montana

** : THE woman who helped me learn about “elbow grease,” as the end-all, be-all of human existence – She was THE President of The Montana Piano Teachers’ Association, Helena, Montana, for as long as I knew her. I think she also ran for the a state governmental office, like Governor, and narrowly lost. Anyway, IF you wanted your “bundle of joy” to get the finest piano lessons available in this fine state of Montana, THIS was the person. I was her FIRST grandchild, so I got off fairly easily! Whew! 🙂 God rest her soul! I say that, hoping she will not haunt my dreams tonight – and force me to do more windows! “Elbow grease, JAY; use MORE elbow grease!” “Yes, Grama Jean!” “Good! You’re learning!” 🙂


Stange Wings😇

Mix – Golden Earring – She Flies On Strange Wings:

“THE QUEEN’S NOTION(S)!” 01/15/2018 {Moon Goddess Day!}

When The Queen of The Universe thinks out loud,

You’d swear: “She’s MAD – or – VERY proud!”

Whenever Oshienushi* gets a feeling,


To get you reeling!

It-gets-written-down – and is-The-Absolute,


And, just-remember-this-to-boot:

“You’d-better-memorize-it; commit-it ‘To Heart!’ “

Or Else,

She’ll grab you, with a start,

And cry:

“You’re disrespecting – and, oh, so mean!

You little roach – I AM THE QUEEN!

AND, when-I-get-a-feeling,

You’d BETTER comply!

Or else there’s-Hell-to-pay!


fin. <3

*: The infallible female leader of the Universe 🤔