“SUPER KILLER!” 01/14/2018 Day of Sun Shine and Fresh Air …
Killer Jane, she lived in Fresno, earned her reputation when:
(Even though she sworn off- family, “LADIES,” love, and, even, men)
Met some guy, who caught her fancy!
“How could this occur to me! To-imagine I would fall –
With-a guy from Tuscany!?”
Way back then, she hid a lot, hid from every fashion show,
Had no interest, then, in driving – chauffeured everywhere, you know?
Suddenly, her world a-changed – and she-saw stars come to her eyes!
Italian drama –
To this bloke, she quickly “flies!”
Dedicates her whole existence –
And he’s flipping crazy too!
I am saying – “This here couple, what a pair of prime cuckoo!”
Well, he swore to never leave her
And-that’s exactly how it worked!
First, she killed his ex-wife’s sister,
Then (the) ex-wife,
She cleaned and jerked!
Killed the parents all to H – -l –
Just to show her expertise,
For his parents, quite possessive,
And this girl was half Maltese!
Anyway, she went to jail –
And he visits everyday
And tells her that he truly loves her – (and he does, of course)
And she smiles and cries “Hooray!”
And, one day, (there), as they were talking, through the one-way looking glass,
She got anxious, and she shattered mirrors, so to hold his a – -!
Super strong, she grabbed onto him
And, within her fond embrace,
He was crushed and torn to pieces (pause)
She -did-a-number-on his face!
And, as she looked at his funky body,
He seemed to almost live again …
Then, they woke – and she was hugging –
Moral of The Story: “Respect Your Limits!” L. O. L.