“DEATH 2 ME!” a.k.a. “Hermione Granger Is Upset With Me Again, Pretty Sure! 12345 Moon Day 01/08/2018 a.k.a.: “Pumpkin Pie Slice No. 1.26 x 10 x Eternity!”
I’m-just-tryin-to-DIE! Just as soon as I can!
I haven’t a strategy – and I haven’t a plan!
Just trying to die, to get outta here!
So I won’t upset anyone – ALL are so dear!
The sooner I die, the fewer-feathers I’ll ruffle,
And I just can’t take all the tears and the scuffle!
That I so inflict, every blessed, cursed day!
To so many people:
THE AMERICAN WAY!! (Actually, everyone does it!)
If I’m not around
Perhaps others will,
Cause lots of heartache and teardrops and thrill,
To those folks
To the b – – – – – – s and cowards that make them all pout!?
Torture and heartache and teardrops – BYE, BYE,
I’m making so many fine,
Kindly folks cry!
OH, I AM JUST KIDDING YOU – I LIKE TO LIE – I’M JUST A PIECE OF THE
GREAT PUMPKIN PIE! 🙂
“Hope” is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all
And sweetest in the Gale is heard
And sore must be the storm
That could abash the little Bird
That kept so many warm
I’ve heard it in the chillest land
And on the strangest Sea
Yet, never, in Extremity,
It asked a crumb — of Me.