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“RUNNING WITH THE COWBOY(S)!” Christmas Day: 12/25/2017 Moon –

We’ve Cowboys in Montana too! Riding on The Range,

COWBOYS IN MONTANA! They are all the rage!

Now, there’s my cousin Big John!

He went to get his chow!

Choice Montana beef, it was: It is all the WOW!

Got himself a sandwich, topped with lots of sauce,

A sandwich fit for Texans: for Cartwrights, like Big HOSS!

When Cousin John got finished, a mighty rumble came!

You should-a seen his face, my friends – his bowels!

HE COULD NOT TAME!

So Cousin John, the Cowboy, began to search a place,

Where he could then deposit –

DRAW HIMSELF AN ACE!

Well, John began a-walkin’

Off to dump the load,

But

THEN!

He was A-RUNNING,

like a(n) Horny Toad!

fin. 🙂

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