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Five Important Qualities

  1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
  2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
  3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
  4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
  5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

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SATAN๐Ÿ˜

โ€œMERRY CHRISTMAS TO SATAN!โ€* Saturday (December 23, 2017)

Ever meet The Devil!? Looked her in the eyes?

Watched her as she baked a batch – of scrumptious pumpkin pies!

Even hear The Devil prophecy for you? Or offer little cookies? Made with

CHOCOLATE GOO?!

Well, in The Greek, โ€œdiaboloโ€ simply means โ€œaccuser!โ€

Ever think The Devil – ISNโ€™T an abuser?

Or, MAYBE SO, but it COULD be – simply your friend Carol,

Who laughs and says: โ€œWas that YOUR trash – in MY dumpster barrel?โ€

โ€œSatanaโ€ in the ancient Greek is not a name at all!

It simply means โ€œantagonist,โ€

About no Divine โ€œfall,โ€

Of Lucifer, cast from Heaven, who torments hapless dead!

So-The-Devil could be your best friend!

Or The Conscience in your head!

Did Jesus parlay with a man,

In vile desert style?

Who had a tail, horns and fork, cursing all the while?

The Devil? (Satan?) in โ€œThe Matrix,โ€ was never Smith, the Agent,

BUT The Oracle, who was in charge,

A black and charming Cajun(t)!

And Jesus wrestled with His conscience, during His sojourn,

40 days and nights, my Friends, can make a person โ€œburn!โ€

So, even if incarnate โ€œfiendsโ€ show up Christmas morn,

And start to play an evil dirge from Hell with โ€œclarion horn,โ€

INVITE THEM IN!

They might be angels! Who were not โ€œraised right!โ€

And, if you give them Christmas cheer, โ€˜Twill be a Silent Night!

And, when you get right down to it, My friends whoโ€™re mild and meek,

Satanโ€™s just a smiling neighbor – who is a control freak! ๐Ÿ™‚

fin. <3

  • : Meet GLORIA! in Excelsis Deo! FOSTER, who passed away in 2001 , was married to Clarence Williams III (โ€Linc Hayesโ€ from โ€œThe Mod Squad!โ€) & was divorced in 1984, 17 years before she died, who, according to Williams was not the easiest person to be around, even though, in โ€œThe Matrix,โ€ she cooked a wonderful cookie! There is a little โ€œsatanโ€ in all of us, but you can always try to make friends with it โ€ฆ and not let it rule you, so you will not become a demanding, controlling, nagging โ€œmonster!โ€ Of course, this is no horrific condemnation of Gloria, but, sometimes, the most โ€œsatanโ€ people in your lives are your parents or, dare I say it, your spouse! ๐Ÿ™‚

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The Tumblr Transparency Report

Our favorite holiday tradition

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