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β€œCONTRADICTIONS!” a.k.a: β€œA Christmas Story!” December 18, 2017 (Moon)

β€œHumans, filled with contradictions; please don’t frown the day away!

Some are lawyers, some truck drivers, some are straight and some are gay!”

This is what The Lord of Hosts (pause)

Said to β€œSatan” one fine day,

When the Scrumptious Prince of Darkness was complaining β€˜bout God’s WAY!

So, Great God, She pulled a piece –

Right off of Her Preciousness,

Sent it down to


And said a little, playful bless!

And this piece, it-was born a fellow(?) who was jolly, Godly too –

Who lived the human type of life –

Where β€œshe doth pee and he doth poo!”

And, when the folks approached that One,

He said: β€œRelax and sit a spell!

β€˜Cause, Humans, filled with contradictions, Do NOT have to go to Hell!”

β€œContradictions!? Not so bad – β€˜Tis just not much consistency!”

Which is what The Lord of Hosts –

Replied to Mot’s repugnancy.

For Satan was consistent, neat and always followed through.

β€œBut,” said GOD, β€œa paradox don’t make a worser you!”

So, Jesus β€˜rrived,

And cried and laughed and threw β€œThe Changers” out,

And hung around, on some big cross, chewed snuff, and


And died and went to Hades and talked with Satan clear –

They smoked and joked and f- – –d around and even had a beer,

And, just to β€œcap the deal off,” β€œGod” grabbed Yeshua’s lips,

And fondled on herself a bit – especially her β€œtips,”

And said: β€œMy lovely Devil Man, I sometimes play a trick,

β€˜Cause humans are OK, and, you know, I’m a little β€œprick,”

So, I-pulled that piece off of my arm and said I’d make a man,

But, Satan Baby! It’s-the-ONLY-way – (pause)

I’ve ever-made (pause)


fin. <3


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“POOKIE’S POOF SEARCH!” πŸ™‚ a short story, in time for the holidays!

Pookie went in search of a REAL guru,* for life “had become – – – -!”

Pookie found one, and they went into a cave! The dark cave was SO dark, it was impossible to see where they were walking! “This is your inner life!” said the guru. Suddenly, a light flashed; the guru had brought a flashlight and was now lighting up the inside of the cave. “Shall we have some fun?” So the two went “exploring!”

After a short while, Pookie spotted something on the cave floor. “What’s that?” As they got closer, the guru said: “Reach down and pick it up!” It was a flashlight! “It must be yours! Why don’t you turn it on?” At that moment, the guru and the other flashlight had disappeared! The cave (the inner psyche)** could now be lit by THIS flashlight (one’s OWN “set of keys!”).

As Pookie ventured from the cave, out into the “light of day” (apparent consciousness), the guru’s voice was heard. “I AM your OWN inner awareness; I am always with you, always have been and always will be. Seek not other than yourself and be aware that whatever you encounter is simply a reflection of yourself, so stop blaming others for “stuff;” it’s all about you! You are your own guru, your own flashlight & your own everything! Stop your searching and fretting about life, you’re HOME!”

Pookie emerged from the cave, and there was the guru, who said: “Welcome, Master!” POOF! <3

*: (Sanskrit) one who “lights the way!”

**: (Greek) the “internal” YOU!