HONEY

“HONEY!” 12/07/2017 (THURSDAY)

HONEY!

Be safe! Be seck-yeure!

Oh! MY GOD! A Bee! And-put-down-that beer!

‘Cause beer’s got ADDITIVES! Brimming over the top!

Kill-ya-in-a-minute!

And the gluten won’t stop!

And

This

And

That

And

Hypo(or er) thermia!

Don’t-get-too-cold – Oh, NO!

Cousin Germ-amia!

Quick! Now!

The Bed!-Under!-Quick!

I-wrapped-myself-with-bubble-wrap – clear wrap was our “pick!”

I crawled under there! and

“Here! Take this tube!

It-extends-into-the-back-yard, so-air-can-flow-to-you!”

“Stay there-For God’s sake! Don’t breathe! -or-I mean- DO!!!!!

BUT-only-through-this-tube –

I got it!

NEW!”

{Take a breath! BUT … only through the tube, OK? Thanks!}

Now, Jesus Christ was in the room! Looking on – on “the sly!”

And, as I “hunkered” under there, I started for to cry!

Honey Jesus, peeked-beneath-the-sheet and smiled a “bloody” smile,

“Why don’t cha come outta there, and we’ll chat here for a while!?”

So, I unwrapped and poked my head, and told Him that I wasn’t dead,

But wanted myself just to preserve,

‘Cause things-re-dangerous, crazy-in-a-curve!

And Jesus told me to HATE MY LIFE! {What?} Which, I think, is in The Bible!

Which means, He said, to “go ‘OUT THERE,’ and jump and scream some libel!

And “take a chance” and get some sun, and eat a pork chop on the run,

And smile and sing and hug around,

‘Cause Heaven’s se-cure – To The Ground!

I thanked HIM kindly, He-said-”AVOID-THE-FRIGHT!”

And

To-Everyone-He-Said:

“Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-And-Have-A-Good-Night!” 🙂 “Santa Rocks!” The Mystic Poet.

fin. ❤

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Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)