TRUMP

“ANOTHER HANDSOME PRESIDENT!” with apologies to, I guess, everyone. Why don’t you own your own President? And give him a little love? Maybe he’d feel better – I know you would! <3 a.k.a.: “Send Love; Get Love!”

We got u.s. a. new president!
His name is TRUMP-
He’s been in “The Office,”
Now, he’s over The HUMP!

He’s changing his name –
Melania’s concerned!
Republicans AND Democrats
both feel burned.

So, now we’ve a President-
named Forest Gump –
Which rhymes with triump(h),
And sump and har-ump!

Don’s his first name –
But nothing’s changed much –
Especially, since –
It’s-ALLEGED!
He’s “out-o’-touch?!”*

*: Remember, y’all, you lampasted Barack Obama too … why don’t you stop all your criticism and kiss more doggies, kitties, kiddies and titties! 🙂

fin. 🤠

Bless You, Mr. President: Do your best – you’ll be fine. Hopefully, WE will too! ❤️

Watch “HUMMINGBIRD ~ SEALS AND CROFTS ~ FOR MOM” on YouTube

P(L)AYPAL GIRL!” * 10/25/2017 (Odin’s Day – Wednesday)

  • : have hummingbird, will travel … or, visit, a long time . like, forever! 🙂

I recently(?) (pause – could be pretty long, I think!)

Got PayPal –

se – cur ED

To my site!

It took some time – (yup!)

But now it’s fine –

But-

“Placement”

Was a “fright!”

But, now

That it’s

Operating

(pause)

Acting like it should!

They sent me a nice “perk” (I guess)

A-P(l)ayPal-Girl,

Named “PUD!”

Pudd’n Pie’s her “given” name and she

is mighty cute – She used to work

for PayPal! (I think!)

Perhaps that’s fairly moot (mute)!

Anyway! PUD – came-to-live-with-me – – – – (pause)

& my parents (pause)

And “the booze.”

And she-has-a-pet,

A hummingbird!

Can’t hum!-

But sings The Blues!

PUD’s-the-prettiest-girl-I-know,

But PUDD’n, well, (she) takes all my “dough!”

Everything I’ll ever make!

From PayPal or, for goodness sake,

From ANY source – at any time!

I hesitate to even rhyme,

For, if these words get published, well,

She’ll take the “royalties,” I’m sure,

She will –

And buy her lots of “juice,”

for Little Hum-burg, bird-on-the-loose!

Anyway, my story’s sad – but PayPal,

Well, they’re not that bad – &, anyway,

before SHE came – I suffered, ‘cause I had

No Fame –

And, now, a thousand years

Have passed – & I’m eternal! – Life DOES

Last – Especially with a hummingbird,

Because they’re magic –

So I’ve heard! ❤️

fin. ❤️