😁JUST A LOUSE; I TOLD YOU; HERE’S PROOF.” a poem for: Friday the 13th 2019 in December.

JUST A LOUSE; I TOLD YOU; HERE’S PROOF.” a poem for: Friday the 13th 2019 in December.

I JUST ALWAYS LOVE being approached by The Matriarch or The Patriarch,

THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY, which ONCE welcomed me in,

Telling me: “We like you,” BUT NOW (because of something I did) I am guilty of sin.

All I can figure out is: THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE,

FOR THANKSGIVING or CHRISTMAS that I RIPPED ME A TEAR,

IN THE FABRIC OF THEIR FAMILY SEN SI BI LI TY.

Of course, I have NO IDEA WHAT I DID, but it’s incumbent upon me,

To figure out what my nefarious trangression(s) was,

Perhaps I said something irreverent about their religion or political convictions,

BECAUSE:

Well, I ain’t been back to see them, since I really don’t know when;

I just figured (that) they weren’t inviting many people any more,

Or maybe just WOMEN not MEN.

Well, WHEN I FIND THIS OUT and ALSO that: ThisPersonAndThatPerson AndHimAndHer (also) CAN NO LONGER COME,

I figure “OK, they have A FINE SET OF VALUES, and (I know this already, of course) I AM JUST A BUM;”

“A bum” who HAD NO IDEA that HE breached manners or protocol,

AND I HAVE (at that point) no intention whatsoever to EVER visit or call,

Or to EVER accept another pleasant dinner invitation,

When IwillNEEDtoWALKonEGGshells AND, when this most recent salutation,

I got UP FRONT is: “You better shape up and behave;

IF you don’t we will ALWAYS consider you a knave.”

At that point I FIGURE they really need other “friends?”

THIS POEM is to THOSE PEOPLE it’s from ME, a BADboy, who sends,

HOLIDAY GREETINGS to all sorts of wonderful people & their families who defend,

Their fine values and virtues. Sometimes, SO CALLED FRIENDSHIP must be brought to an end.

fin ♥

LIMERICK: Some people are sensitive to / EVERYTHING that I might do / So, they think I MUST change; / it’sLIKE: I’veGotTheMange. / MayTHEY wal low inTheirOwn SPECIALpoo.